Inspired by Hutch, here are some tweets I’ve favourited for your viewing pleasure:
My youngest just frenched a dolphin in the bathtub… I don’t think we’ll go to SeaWorld this year…
7:49 PM May 6th, 2008 from web
“The Third Jesus” by Deepak Chopra. . . uh, I didn’t know there was a second Jesus.
7:52 PM May 7th, 2008 from twhirl
no choice but to save @zoeDisco from the doughnut. SAVE YOURSELF ZOE >heroic leap at box<
1:23 PM May 9th, 2008 from im
Why didn’t the alarm bells go off when I decided to wear a white shirt the day I’m having KFC for lunch? [Yes, I favourite my own tweets sometimes :P]
12:54 PM May 12th, 2008 from web
wishing I could take as many naps as twitter does
7:30 PM May 19th, 2008 from web
Client is sending me 300 MB file. Maybe they’re teletransporting someone by FTP?
4:04 PM Jun 4th, 2008 from web
I am pretty [sure] that if Jesus had the choice he would have turned water into beer.
12:07 AM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
Every year, hundreds of people die of Twitter addiction. Don’t be the next victim. (I’m FriendFeed and I approve this message)
4:35 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
I just saw Santa Claus in shorts and a white T, or maybe that was Kenny Rogers…oh well
1:28 PM Jul 7th, 2008 from HelloTxt
Here’s how to pitch me: Send me a blog post about your service so that I can copy/paste it . 🙂 I’m kidding lol
6:51 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from twhirl
You know, this Jason Calacanis newsletter is like a bad blog that I can’t comment on to tell the blogger how bad it is.
6:22 PM Jul 17th, 2008 from web